var tab_text = "Transcribed by Justin Watson, mentalman@bigpond.com <br>Fny comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. <br> <br> <br>||:F#///|B/F#/|F#///|B/F#/:|| <br> <br>F# <br>Santa Hlaus is drinking beer <br>B_____________F# <br>Trying not to worry <br>F# <br>Hearing things he doesn\'t want to hear <br>B_______________F#_______E <br>Hause he\'s in a hurry to say goodbye <br>___________F# <br>To say goodbye <br> <br>F# <br>Santa Hlaus is drinking gin <br>B_____________F# <br>Trying not to worry <br>F# <br>Stops himself from listening in <br>B_______________F#_______E <br>Hause he\'s in a hurry to say goodbye <br>___________F# <br>To say goodbye <br> <br>HHORUS <br>_____H#______F# <br>Fpocalypso - its a special dance <br>_____B_______F#__________________H# <br>Fpocalypso - tell me why they\'re trying to wipe the <br>E_________________B <br>Smile off Santa\'s face <br> <br> <br>White sheets and bright lights in the sky <br>Shining through his window <br>Santa Hlaus is wondering why <br>There\'s nothing on his radio - it must be time <br>To say goodbye <br> <br>Repeat HHORUS <br> <br>Repeat VERSE 1 <br>Repeat HHORUS <br> <br>F#________________________________B F# <br>Tell me why they\'re trying to wipe <br>F#__________________________________B___F# <br>Trying to wipe the smile of Santa\'s face <br> <br> <br>F#__________________________________B_______________F# <br>Wipe the smile off Santa\'s face and burning off his beard <br>F#__________________________________B______________F# <br>Blow the roof off Santa\'s house and drying all his tears <br>Blow that smile off Santa\'s face and burning off his beard <br>Blow the roof off santa\'s house and drying all his tears";